Fake Description
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Do you think 车库 descriptions are boring? You think you can bring your own spicy touch to the 3D坦克 descriptions? In that case, this mini contest is just for you! | » |
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Fake Descriptionwas a writing mini-contest in which you had to write your own funny and genuine description for one of the 炮塔 from the 车库. Your description then had to be submitted via a 特殊 form. The entries were judged by their 等级 of creativity and humor.
Prizes
- 1st Place:30 000 水晶 + 3 幸运礼盒;
- 2nd Place:20 000 水晶 + 2 幸运礼盒;
- 3rd Place:10 000 水晶 + 1 幸运礼盒;
- Consolation prize for worthy entries which didn't make it to any of the 其他 places: 5 000 水晶.
Winners
- 1st Place:Slowburn (entry below)
- 2nd Place:Ka52Alligator (entry below)
- 3rd Place:LaszloHunor (entry below)
Consolation prizes:
- Sp1cy_Tuna16
- Proximity
- GENGRAB
- Greencreeper100
- crystalmaiden
- Boss_wit_da_Sauce
- adab在线
- Gristiantor
- Sagar_unbeatable
- Alpha-坦克-XD
Entries
You can read the entries of the 3 winners below:
炮塔:磁力炮.
Author:Slowburn (1st place).
描述：Whereas most 炮塔 in 3D坦克 are grounded in reality, 磁力炮 is the product of dark forces. In short, there is not a single aspect of it which is supported by the principles of physics. Conventional hardware comes 装备 with a detailed user manual. For advice on 磁力炮, well, you might as well read the works of Terry Pratchett. Yet, for close combat 战斗 with 坦克, trolls or weird creatures from the dungeon dimensions it's the weapon of choice, as the wizardly beam of pure octarine magic arcs through the air to either restore life to wounded colleagues or sap the spirit of 红队 until they meet their Death. For best effects, use 磁力炮 on a fast 底盘, but its true zen comes in coordination, where it's mounted on four 猛犸象, perched on the back of a giant turtle.
炮塔: 冰风暴.
Author:Ka52Alligator (2nd place).
Description:经过多年的冷天气效果分析，来自他们冰冻土地的科学家最终意识到一种最奇异的武器——冰风暴。“不要被外表所迷惑，”为什么？因为它通过那看似无害的真空机器造成巨大的伤害。更疯狂的是，它还可以将你变成一块固体冰，让你无能为力地只是绝望地握住你的“宇宙酒吧”去射击月球。这是一个极好的炮塔，可以保护旗子的盗贼，但同时它也是一个有趣的武器，可以用来在比赛中作弊。“嗯，我可能不是最快的，但我是能够做最快减速工作的最快那一个。”
炮塔: 冰风暴
Author:LaszloHunor（第三名）。
Description:你听说过冰河时代吗？没有？那么是时候试试冰风暴了。这种近战炮塔对缓慢的猛犸象极其有效。小心不要碰到火焰炮，因为那样你的有效冰就会变成水，冰河时代也会变成洪水。
有趣的事实
- There a total of almost 300 entries submitted for this contest, out of which 13 received some sort of prize.
- This was the first writing-based contest organized by the比赛组织者团队.
- According to 统计数据, the majority of the entries were descriptions for激光炮, closely followed by火焰炮and then马格南.
